Television Quotes from the Seventies

This is a list of the various quotes that were well known during the decade. The pages are broken down by the first letter of the show the quote is from.

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  • Detective Nick Yemana (After eating hasish laced brownies): "What do you say we go to the beach and shoot some clams?"
    From: Barney Miller

  • I knew what you were up to Penguin so I gently coated my stomach with buttermilk.
    From: Bat-Man

  • Marcie: "Governor, I'd like to introduce..."
    Governor: "Introduce? This man needs no introduction. I'd know the Reverend Jesse Jackson anywhere."

    From: Benson

  • Governor: "How did Taylor do?"
    Marcie: "He lost. He came in sixth."
    Benson: "How did he come in sixth? There were only five candidates."
    Marcie: "There was a large write-in for 'none of the above'."

    From: Benson

  • Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
    From: Brady Bunch

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